Would you rather:

1. Curl up with a good book
2. curl up with a good book AND a reading buddy

Which is better:

1. Tracking an item for 3 months and finally getting the best price.
2. Remembering that you forgot about it and realizing that you didn’t need that anyway.

You try four times, you even get your credit card information entered before the site crashes, then you can’t find your invite bonuses, and then you never even get your deal certificate!

1. %*#@ it.
2. Try it again! Try it again!
3. Call customer service, they’re there to help, even if you have to show some leg.
4. Hit the restaurant you were buying the coupon for and ask them if they can issue you the same or a similar discount.

Your house kinda smells. Do you…?

1. Fabreeze it up!
2. Get rid of the dog.
3. Use baking soda (or patchouli, mixed with some nice EVOO, or something).
4. “Ey, comeon, I like how my house smells.”

Here comes the delivery man with a bushel of apples for you!

1. A pie would take hours, wat a great way to delay gratification!
2. Geo-locate a bevy of deserving teachers.
3. Eat apples until you, well, until you can’t eat apples anymore.
4. Trade them for a tank at the Gas Station/Farmers’ Market combo place across the highway.

Locked in the mall overnight! Remember that _Saved by the Bell_ episode?! What would you do?

1. Make plans for the Apocalypse by hoarding supplies and working up a complex operations basecamp until the guards find you.
2. Call someone…to really make it a party.
3. Live it up!
4. Settle down, maybe think about starting a family, you can live a comfortable life here in the mall.

Your guest won’t stop talking and you haven’t had a chance to look at the menu. Waiters back for the third time, QUICK ORDER NOW, COMEON.

1. Get the third special of the offerings to get the waiter stop presenting them.
2. I always get a salad nicoise.
3. Uh, god, whatever’s the least expensive.
4. Boy, it all looks so good.

Would you rather do:

1. 100 pushups
2. 10 pullups

The restaurant's booked solid. Would you prefer to:

1. eat at the bar
2. try another place

Would you rather:

1. see the world
2. hit the road